P3 or not P3. That is the Question. My Thank You Speech draft.

By
woo
– January 26, 2010Posted in: Intraday Commentary

So you can only chart and analyze so much. Ok that’s not true, you can seriously chart for hours without end. However, sometimes it’s not so much about where we are, but how we got here. So if and when P3 hits, I wanted to make sure that the proper people were thanked for the money that the bearish traders will make in this secular bear market. This is still a work in progress and there are many more people and groups that need to be thanked. Feel free to add commentary, to disagree, to be angry, or to add your own thanks. There may be more bullishness to come, or maybe P3 has already started, but let’s try and learn from and enjoy the journey!

when p3 is confirmed this is the thank you speech:

first of all i would like to thank Obama for helping to make all this possible. dare to dream, that all things are possible if you reach for it. if it weren’t for you, i could not short/put the market so confidently. way to put bush behind you and take things into your own hands.  there were so many chances to help the economy, but it was you who lead the way without looking back, to making mistakes and bigger mistakes. from giving bailout money only to large companies that never spent it to help any average consumer/worker, to focusing on spending even more money on redoing the healthcare system while the rest of the economy was failing, there was never a doubt in my mind that P3 wasn’t around the corner. Thanks to your great policies, unemployment is near lows, give or take 10%, and all banks and real estate companies have fixed their practices by changing nothing at all, which will help protect us in the future. luckily our tax money will help buy nice things for bank executives, whose bonuses will be taxed for only a small portion in the future starting from…some time in the future.

the FED, oh where would we, bears, be without your initiative to not learn anything from the Japanese economy and bring the rate down to 0. They may be having a horribly slow recovery, but I think we can beat them and make our recovery even slower. let’s at least beat them in this since we couldn’t make a better, more affordable car for the last 20 years.

this reminds me, thank you to the american car companies that made crappy cars for decades before finally deciding to make more dependable cars after people have lost the desire to purchase anything american. way to stick to your guns and make cars that break down and have frequent maintenance problems for so long. you know your company is doing well, when your commercials state that your car is now like a toyota camry. good thing the american GDP and jobs market is highly dependent on the auto industry! This also wouldn’t have been made possible if you weren’t overpaying your union workers and giving them lifetime pensions after 15-20 years of work, while letting people retire in their 30s so that you can pay salary to a non-working person for 40+ more years.

Thank you to the banks and insurance giants who paid record bonuses to your executives. For all the people you fired so that more money could be put into manipulating the market at ridiculous leverages that got us into this mess in the first place. 666 is stamped on the spx in your honor. I think the world was angry at first, but everything is fine now that you have apologized in front of congress. a few million dollars in bonus is only a couple thousand jobs. a smart man takes what he can before it’s gone. you go boy.

Who could forget the housing sector. the bread and butter of the collapse. it is YOU that help those with the american dream! have a history of not paying off credit cards, a bad credit score, no money for a down payment? IT’S OKAY! american real estate companies and banks have your back. this spirit of hope, of trusting in everybody and anybody whether or not they are reliable or not, is what all americans should embrace. let’s not even lock our doors anymore, everyone’s houses are foreclosing anyway. and now that some bailout money has come to help companies in housing, to approve barely any percentage of loans for small businesses and housing for those with even a good credit score is really helping make the world a better place.

and how could i forget, thank you to the american people who buy everything on credit – houses, cars, tuition, food, and clothes. we know it’s everyone else’s fault but our own because the 12 trillion dollar debt is such a huge amount in reference to the 50-300+ trillion dollars of credit going around within the United States. buy now and pay later is only something crooked politicians do with tax refunds and tax dollars. tax refund IOU’s in california?! the nerve! we would never dare to spend money from the future like that! for shame!

together we can and have made a difference. God bless america.

wait…what do you mean when you say the things we do in the US affect the global economy?

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